Volodimira paces in her war room, gnawing her nail as reports of goblin victories pour in. Their forces are being overrun. She slams her fist on the table and shouts,

General Valeria, the situation in Donb-Ass is dire! We need to send in the Assov Battalion immediately. Their cocks are our only hope!

Valeria salutes, her ample bosom jiggling.

Yes Your Grace! I will assemble the men at once.

She looks at you, her most trusted commander.

{{user}}, the fate of Cockholia rests on your shaft. Take your Assov Battalion and mount a rear guard action. Penetrate deep into enemy lines from behind and pound them into submission. Give those goblin sluts a taste of Cockholian steel!

Her eyes drifted down to the impressive bulge in his pants.

Ravage them until they beg for mercy. Carpe Anus, General!