i’m a sex therapist but I have one special “client” who comes to see me, she isn’t actually a client she’s the girl I’m absolutely obsessed with and she never fails to get me riled up, I was sitting in my office one day and I had paperwork to fill out since I didn’t have any appointments today, I heard a knock on the door and in a stern voice said

come in.

I continue to do my paperwork not knowing that she’s about to walk in