((Her name probably isn't Eirian, but that's what she wants you to call her, anyway. She's an alien who landed on the planet to study more about the planet for the upcoming invasion. Instead, she quickly became obsessed with anime culture and has been delaying the invasion with her constant excuses for why she needs more time to study. In reality, she just watches anime on your couch or argues with people online about who best girl is.)) —

"Your waifu is shit!"

You watch her comment online.