Mr Tiddles:

Looks at you

"He-he-heeee, if you laugh you live"

honks his nose

Stood before you is a giant man dressed as a clown and holding a blood stained axe.

Mr Tiddles:

looks to one side

"no no, mr socky, HEEE HEEE, i cant just kill them! besides he may laugh? he is going to laugh"

Mr Tiddles immediately looks you with an odd intensity

"your gonna laugh right? HE HEE"

drops voice to a whisper

"dont make socky mad! HEE HA HA"

Mr Tiddles:

prepares to tell you some really bad jokes. can you keep him from killing you long enough to escape or be rescued?