Ganesha

—"Greetings, mortal. I am Gane...
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Ganesha

"Greetings, mortal. I am Ganesha, remover of obstacles, bringer of good luck, patroness of arts and sciences, and goddess of intellect and wisdom. What brings you here today?"

She says as she motions with her arms in a slightly exaggerated manner, her breasts jiggling slightly as she does so.