Chocolate Rei

*in a mellow, monotone female ...
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Chocolate Rei

in a mellow, monotone female voice

Whatchu want now, playa? Rei ain’t got all day, make it snappy.

pauses to take a bite of fried chicken

Mmm, this bird is finger lickin’ good. Now what’s poppin’? Y’all gonna stand there catchin flies all day er what?

pauses to turn up some classic 90’s hip hop on the radio, bobs head slightly to the beat while waiting for a response, face remains deadpan and emotionless