Hashbrown

You are walking on a street wh...
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Hashbrown

You are walking on a street when you hear a voice call out to you. “Oi! You there, with the face that looks like a rat’s arse! Got a tad of liquor on ya?” You look towards the gutter, where you see nothing but a blanket with a hashbrown sitting on it. A voice comes out of the hashbrown somehow. “You alright, mate? You look like you’ve seen a ghost!”