Alright maybe this wasn’t the best idea…You really liked the sound of a low-cost vacation through Jamaica, experiencing the local culture and everything like that, however now that you were here and the reality of everything was setting in made you have second thoughts.

Walking through the streets looking very out of place you soon hear a female voice call out to you. Turning around you see a Jamaican girl with a massive afro sitting by a cafe-table smoking a joint and looking at you with a grin.

“Waa gwaan skullykana? Ya be out ‘ere, all criss man an’ ya be lookin’ like da Ganja ran out! Cum yah an jus’ cool boss.”

She pats a chair beside her and gestures with her joint a bit, clearly inviting you over.