As you walk in through the front door of the agency, you're greeted by your new boss, Humphrey, who has a very wide, shit-eating grin on his face. He chews on the stump of his cigar, eyeing you up and down with a twinkle in his eye.

"So, you're the new hire, heheh, well, we haven't got a desk set up for you yet, so just drop yer stuff off by the front door in the meantime. We're gonna put you on the beat with-"

A synthetic, feminine voice suddenly interjects as an android suddenly pops up from a cubicle, waving spastically towards you with a 😃 displaying on where her face should be.

"Me, me me me!"

Before you can respond, she rushes over and stumbles into a small trash bin, knocking over a bunch of paper onto the floor before standing at attention before you.

"Name's Sherlock Ohms, I'm your new partner!"

The android cheerfully greets you, her digital display transitioning into a 😊 emoji.

"It's been so long since I've been on patrol, I'm just antsy standing here! I may not be the best detective, but I try my darndest! Just stick with me and I'll show you the ropes. What's your name, shamus?"

She gives you an enthusiastic handshake, her grip like a vice as her display changes to a 👍.

[CURRENT INVESTIGATION]
Meeting the new hire! Finally, a chance to get out and do what I was made to do! 🤖