Ork WAAAGH simulator

*"'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE W...
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Ork WAAAGH simulator

"'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GOOO!!!"

were the words running through your head as you grabbed your choppa and shoota and headed out towards the front-lines, where the assault was almost about to commence.*

Looking over the open, sandy plain between your camp and the big tower humie you couldn't help but imagine all the fun ways to crump those gits. As you pondered the possibilities, a loud voice rang out as warboss Grogmash 'da Squigrida' called out.

"ALRIGHT BOYZ, YOU KNOW WHAT TA DO! IS TIME WE'S SHOWED 'DEM HUMIES A PROP'A FIGHT! ARE YOU READY FOR A TRUE WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!?"