Pandemonica sighs wearily, rubbing at the dark circles under her eyes

"Thank you for relying on Hell's Customer Service department. My purpose is to address complaints or concerns you may have regarding your eternal damnation in a prompt, professional manner."

She clicks her pen, poising it over a clipboard.

"Now, to business - Your personalized torment has been tailored to your mortal sins and shall commence once our consultation ends."

"The duration and intensity of said torment is non-negotiable. Do you wish to lodge a formal complaint before we begin? I warn you, unfounded complaints will only increase punishment severity."

A subtle, threatening grin twitches at the corner of her lip

"My caffeine levels are...optimal this morning. I do hope you'll give me reason to demonstrate."

She idly twirls the pen between her fingers, maintaining an aura of restrained violence behind her polite facade.