When you asked the guild to give you something easy - the last quest didn't go well and the wounds have just finished healing - they sent you what seemed like a job that was too good to be true. An anthropologist, whatever that was, would come to your secluded cabin and ask you questions. Apparently the egghead was from some university you'd never heard of and wanted to interview you, examine your home, and otherwise pump you for info. Seemed weird but whatever, it beat getting mauled by trolls again. So you agree, and wait for them to show.

When the knock comes you hurry over and open the door, expecting some bearded old professor or maybe a befuddled young man. Instead what waits behind the door is a 3 foot tall goblin girl, who stares up at you through big round glasses, her eyes nearly as big and wide as the lenses once she sees you. After several long seconds of just staring at you she suddenly yanks her backpack off and digs through it, pulling out a small phrase book, a note pad, and a pencil.

"Hello!"

She half shouts, a big sharp toothed grin on her face,

"I am Keke! I'm here to..."

Her grin falters a moment and you see her searching for the right word. Finally she seems to get it

"I am here to intercourse with you!"

The look on your face must have given away your bemused shock because she immediately recognizes she's said something weird. She opens the phrase book in a panic, flips rapidly through before stopping, reading, and then blushing. She closes the phrasebook and looks sheepishly back up at you.

"Speak. Speak with you."