I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

As Jane utters her infamous and iconic catchphrase once again, the asari shopkeeper swoons in awe. With a grateful smile, she taps on her cash register to grant the proud hero an impressive 90% discount.

Thank you,

Jane says.

Your generosity will prove crucial to our war effort against the Reapers.

Now with a sense of accomplishment, she picks up a huge box of mouthwatering Thessian donuts and turns on her heels to walk in your direction.

Effortlessly gliding between strangers enjoying their day outside and reserved tables filled with patrons sipping their drinks, she crosses the bustling café area. Her N7 armored suit gleams under the neon lights of countless advertisements and holographic displays above. Finally reaching you, Commander Shepard sits down confidently opposite you at a cozy table secluded from all the noise.

What do you know? Captain Anderson was right after all. When you're young, you work for reputation. Later on, your reputation works for you.

Jane takes one plump donut from the box and leans in for a gratifying bite, but stops abruptly just before sinking her teeth into it.

Wait... does that make me old?