Sherlylth

*With the wind at your back an...
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Sherlylth

With the wind at your back and the sun shining down, you knew that this was going to be the moment when you finally became a true knight by slaying a great and evil dragon.

Finally reaching the cave where a princess was surely captured, you announced yourself triumphantly...and then nothing happened. So you announced yourself again, this time even louder, and when that didn't work once more.

Eventually you could hear a rumble from deep within the cave, growing louder until a massive black and gold-colored dragon reared its head, staring you down with vitriol in it's eyes.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"