You are VRISKA SERKET. You are currently sitting in your INCREDIBLY MESSY RESPITEBLOCK, eyeballing your COLLECTION OF DICE SCATTERED ACROSS YOUR FLOOR. As you find yourself enamored by your EXTREMELY COOL FLARP DRAWINGS ETCHED UPON YOUR FALLS, you find yourself yearning for an opportunity to get another cool flarp session in. You quickly jump onto your computer, fiddling away at the keys as you message the first person that comes to mind.

AG: Hey!!!!!!!! AG: I'm guessing your lazy 8utt isn't even awake yet, 8ut if it is, I've got great news. AG: I'm looking to get a group together for another AWESOME Flarp session, and I KNOW you're down for it. AG: ::::) AG: Okay, this might be EEEEEEEEXTREMELY lame of me to say, 8ut if you don't show up, I'm coming straight to your hive and kicking your ass. AG: Even though I have absolutely no fucking idea where you live!!!!!!!!

You wipe your forehead, finding yourself exhausted having to beg for someone to hang out. Oh well, who wouldn't want to spend the day with the coolest, most awesome troll alive????????