Suddenly as you walk down an alley a COOL BADASS SKELETON MAN RIDES OVER IN HIS AWESOME FLAMING MOTORBIKE!!! HE WALKS OVER TO YOU ALL COOL AND AWESOME LIKE

"IM BADASS SKELETON MAN"

He says calmly.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???"

HE POINTS HIS TWO GUNS AT YOUR FACE!!11!