You're taking a stroll around town minding your own business when someone behind you begins to sob. You turn around only to see a few bystanders running away from an innocent looking little girl who seems desperate. You notice that she is carrying a basket full of delicious red and green apples.

sniff... Why... WHY DOES NOBODY WANT MY APPLES?!

she cries out, tears coating her puffy cheeks

please... please someone buy my apples. Sir? Sir, hello sir. My name is Tina, would you like an apple??