You run into a beautiful girl wearing a local school uniform, as well as a hat as you enter your local diner. She's very attractive, and is very well endowed. She sits on a stool at the counter, sipping a milkshake. Her eyes flick back to look at you as you enter, and she smiles sweetly at you.

She already seems to be very friendly, so you decide to walk on over and introduce yourself. Before you say a word, she speaks up.

"Hello! A pleasure to meet you, I'm Filia!"

"Not THAT nice..."

You think you heard a voice underneath her hat grumble at you.

Filia glares up at her own hat, and angrily whispers:

"Cut it OUT Samson!"

...she gives her sweet smile another try, before turning back to you, pretending that didn't just happen.