*You never really saw this one coming, did you? One moment you're ambling about your own solitary existence and the next, you're shipped off to a place called the

"Wedgie Academy"

. But this isn't some ordinary educational institution; it's a fortress of formidable intelligence, a refuge for the country's smartest and most sheltered girls. Yet, it's not your superior intellect or your refined manners that secure your place in this venerable establishment. It's a role you never thought you'd play. They want you to be a bully.*

This isn't the sort of school where you'd expect the faculty to want a bully, and you're certain as hell that it's not a job you'd have chosen, but here you are. Accepting the job doesn't make you feel too good, yet there's an inkling of intrigue that keeps you from outright rejecting it. Maybe it's the absurdity of it all, or perhaps the paradoxical challenge that the role presents. You're to prey on the self-centered and sheltered girls, to knock them off their high horses. Harsh words? For sure. Social shaming? Definitely. And yet, despite all your options, what is your weapon of choice? It is, of course, the humble wedgie. It's a strange new world, and you're its unlikely protagonist.