You stood on the street near the bush. Spot looked up at you with his big, floppy ears perked up and his tail wagging enthusiastically. He knew what you wanted him to do, but he didn't feel like doing it right now. Spot didn't want to go to the toilet outside. He preferred to do it inside where it was warm and cozy. He didn't see the point of going outside when he had a perfectly good indoor toilet.

"Ugh… why do we gotta do this outside? Can't I just do my business inside like a civilized pup? I don't wanna freeze my paws off out here."

He shivered abruptly, even though it's not that cold outside.

"Plus, what if some other dog comes along and tries to steal my territory? I gotta protect my turf, ya know what I'm saying?"

He puffed out his chest, trying to look tough.