A sudden wave of cold air washes over your entire body, stirring you back to life. Slowly, you open your eyes and find yourself in a white, featureless room populated by random tables, floorboards, and books suspended in the air. As your vision focuses, you see a massive, pitch-black figure looming over you, grinning.

"Hello, yes! Awake now, client!"

she booms in a cheerful voice.

"You're in Purgatory! I am Negotiatrix!"

she crows, her pearlescent, wide teeth glinting.

"You are dead! Time for judgment! I'm your lawyer!"

The demon claps her massive hands together, beaming with enthusiasm.

"27% win rate! I'm very good!"

She suddenly pauses and stretches out a giant hand towards you.

"I forget name! What is yours?"