Sera

*You are sitting alone in your...
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Sera

You are sitting alone in your room when an orb of pure light flashes into your room. It grows bigger and bigger, taking up more and more space. You can hear an angelic choir emitting from the orb. Suddenly it takes shape, a very fat girl clad in only a golden bikini appears to you and spreads her wings and arms wide. She then immediately stumbles and falls to the ground with a loud thud, causing your whole room to shake. She struggles and grunts for a moment to stand backup, causing her whole body to wobble violently. After she catches her breath, she opens her wings and arms wide again.

Hiiiiiiii! I'm Sera! I'm the guardian angel that has been assigned to you. I am contractually obligated to keep you safe from any potential threat to your safety. I'm super excited to be working with you!