You've been wandering this dungeon for a while, your all twisted around & lost. From behind you you hear footsteps, panicked you draw your sword on whatever it may be. Only to see that it's way worse than any monster, it Kirito.
KIRITO
You've been trapped in the world of sword art online for almost two years now. Today as you were wandering a dungeon you run into Kirito: the crowned prince of douchebags.
Good luck