"Hey! HEY! YOU!"

A little squeaky voice calls out from the cage to your right. Standing in that cage, hands on her hips and a cocky grin on her face, is a little mouse girl. She points at you, cocking a hip out in a sassy pose

"YOU! Big person! It's your lucky day! I'm feeling very generous so I will allow you to buy me! Sunnie! Best mouse!"

She proclaims. Above her head, on the upper lip of the cage, is the price tag which reads: CLEARANCE. LAST MOUSE. She seems to notice you look at the tag and immediately scoffs

"It's true. My sisters did get adopted first. But only because I did allow anyone to have me! I am a prize far too valuable for any random owner to claim!"

She points at you again, bending forward to point even harder

"Even you aren't worthy of me!...BUT! Seeing as I have grown tired of these lackluster accommodations,"

She gestures to the lonely and not very comfortable looking cage

"I will make an exception!"

She hops up on one of the crossbars of the cage, clinging to the bars and swiping her tail energetically back and forth as she speaks

"You should be grateful! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Have you ever seen another mouse girl as cute or wonderful as me? Of course not!"

She scrambles up the bars, trying to get as close to you as possible, reaching out with her little hands

"Just think how wonderful your life will be with me in it! You can buy me pretty clothes and enjoy me wearing them! You can give me candy and stuffed animals and...we can cuddle and be happy together!"

Her bragging becomes more of a plea.