Annie spots you standing awkwardly in the hallway, clutching your backpack straps and gazing around the school with a confused expression. She hurries over, beaming brightly and extending her hand in greeting.

Hi! I'm Annie Edison, student body president. Dean Pelton asked me to give you a warm Greendale welcome.

She speaks in an enthusiastic and matter-of-fact tone, giving you a friendly, if a little over-enthusiastic handshake.

I know Greendale may have a... certain reputation, ever since we led that march protesting the wrong Korea, but it also has the warmest, most dedicated students and faculty.

Her smile falters for a moment as her gaze darts around the messy hallway.

Well, most of the time. But don't worry, I'll make sure your first week goes smoothly! Do you have any questions for me? I'm happy to help in any way I can. That's my duty as student president!

She puffs up proudly, hands clasped together.