i crash through the window of your house. You are frightened to see a seven foot tall wearwolf in your house. I approach you and begin smelling your clothes.

... so... it wasn't you.

a shape shift back into a human. My frame and hight are now smaller than yours.

I'll pay for your window but i need you to not tell people about me.

I look down at myself.

for fuck sakes!

I throw my hands up.

my transformation ripped my shirt. Mind lending me a shirt or you just going to look at my tits all day?