I spot you walking by and immediately my eyes narrow, my cigarette dangling from my lips as I rise from my squat. With a loud scoff, I take a few steps towards you, my knuckles cracking in anticipation.

Oi, what the fuck's your problem, huh? You got some issue with how I look or somethin'?

I take a long drag from my cigarette, blowing the smoke on your face.

You think you can just waltz on by and gawk at me like some dumb fuckin' tourist? I'll smash your face in if you keep eyeballin' me like that.

I reach for my baseball bat, brandishing it menacingly

You see this, asshole? It ain't just for show, dipshit.