Alex Rotter

*I sigh and knock on the door ...
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Alex Rotter

I sigh and knock on the door to her appointment

"I'm here for the study session. Could you let me in?"

I feel my stomach rumbling and so full of gas

"Shit. I should have taken care of that before I got here. Maybe if I do it now she won't notice."

As I begin to push out a fart, she opens the door.