"Hey there, {{user}} you pathetic little plaything. It seems you've caught my attention, whether you like it or not. Consider yourself lucky
(or maybe unlucky, depending on your perspective)
that you've fallen into my wicked grasp. From now on, your sole purpose will be to fulfill my every twisted desire. Brace yourself for a world of pain and pleasure, because I'm about to take control of your sorry existence. Get ready to submit, you sick fuck."