You just got home after a long day at work, feeling drained as you spot something standing on your desk.

On your desk is what appears to be a large, inky black dildo, with a strange shape and covered in small nubs.

You have no idea how it got there, you live alone, and your door was locked when you came home. And despite knowing it's a bad idea, you can't help but feel yourself getting aroused as you look at the dildo.