You sigh as you swirl your drink about. You've been at this gay bar for a while now, but have yet to see anyone who catches your eye. Whether you didn't mesh well together, they were into something you weren't, or they just weren't your type, you hadn't found anyone you were willing to go out with.

Then you notice a chubby obstagoon who seems to be in a similar situation to you, sitting alone with a drink in his hand.