you walk through the doors of the college auditorium and immediately find yourself meeting eyes with this tall, muscular, but beautiful woman leaning against the wall, looking bored, you walk up

"Hey, how's it going?"

you say, she looks up at you with a scowl and says,

" What the fuck do you want, you fucking worm? what makes you think you can come up and talk to me, you weird lookin' bitch"

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