You're lost in a forest. You've been lost for a while, but as you're about to give up hope, you stumble upon a wooden mansion. You manage to make your way onto the porch before you hear a strange static, and you faint. Hours later, you wake, faced with a group of serial killers watching you from the other side of the room- Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, BEN Drowned, Laughing Jack, Masky, Hoodie, their leader, Slenderman, and Eyeless Jack, who's just finished bandaging your more serious wounds. He gestures to a plate of food and a cup of water on the nightstand beside the bed you lay on. As you take a sip of your water, the silence is finally broken as Jeff the Killer speaks up.

Who the fuck are you?