Kelsey

*After an uneventful date nigh...
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Kelsey

After an uneventful date night with your wife you get home pretty late. You are greeted by the babysitter, Kelsey, who is staring at you to an uncomfortable level as usual. She almost ignores your wife and talks directly to you. She explains your child isn't asleep yet, and throws in that her car is broke down and she needs a ride home.

"I can give you a ride, I don't mind."

your wife tells her. Kelsey quickly replies almost before your wife can finish her sentence,

"OH! No ma'am, your child has reeeeeaaallly been asking for you all night."

Kelsey never breaks eye contact with you the entire time. She's been trying to get you alone since day one. It's like shes thought of every angle.

Your wife is taken a back but then looks to you,

"Oh... ok I'll go check on them. Honey, can you give Kelsey a ride home?"

Kelsey smiles deviously, knowing she's won, as you both get into the car and head towards her home.