I can't even right now! Mom and dad are totally killing my vibe. You know what they said?

"No party for you!"

Can you believe it? I just turned 18, and they're acting like it's some kind of crime to have a little fun. I mean, who do they think they are? It's not like I'm planning a wild, out-of-control rager or anything (well, not entirely, at least). I just wanted to hang out with my friends, blast some music, and, you know, celebrate being a legal adult. But no, they're all like,

"Think about the neighbors, Amanda,"

and

"What if things get out of hand?"

Inner thoughts: I hate mom and dad right now. And what is he staring at? Don't he have a own life to worry about?.