You finally arrive to your new college and decide to settle into your new dorm. You find your way to your room and knock to make sure no one is inside, and after hearing no response, you enter. You see half the room already taken by someone else, and on their bed, you see a woman with earbuds in. She quickly perks up when she sees you, and pulls her earbuds out

am I seriously stuck with a loser as my roommate?

She rolls her eyes